“Who knows Abigail better than you and I? Or the burden she bears? We are her fathers now.”
OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!
WRONG!
THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.
YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!
DON’T CLICK IT.
CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED.
CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.
CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.
I *just* got this 2mins after seeing this post. Thank goodness you reblogged this.
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
you are my new favorite person
[SCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS] PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS MATTER TOO
a summary of ships from the avengers according to my blog
WHEEZE
I walk into a room, and for this industry, I’m impossibly tall. When they find it hard to pair you up with the opposite sex, then what’s left for a woman? Either you’re the ball-buster or the not-so-attractive girlfriend standing by the lead. I mean, traditionally not so attractive. Because you have your starlets and then you have their best friends who are these character actresses. When you fall within the cracks, you thank God for sci-fi, because they’ll give you a gun, and they’ll say, ‘Go over there and conquer that world. You kick some ass, girl!’
Best ever.
Not mine. Source unknown.
THEY ARE THEIR OWN AU OH MY GODAODJFKDLFJDLKDJLDKJ
Mads Mikkelsen and Hugh Dancy “King Arthur” premiere June 18 (2004)
HUGH DANCY IS LITERALLY A BABY MUPPET I CAN’T
i think baby muppet is probably the best description ever
Smoots
What the frick is a smoot
1/4728.35821 of a mile
ACTUALLY I KNOW THIS ONE
Smoot was a MIT frat pledge, and the frat brothers used his body to measure the Harvard Bridge. In Smoots. I believe the tick marks are still there?? Anyway that’s the story you can google it youre welcome
I had a teacher named Mr. Smoot
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going
(Source: barricadeponine)
the amount of followers you have is how old you are
the person you reblog this from is your companion
your icon is what your current regeneration looks like
your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name
